United Federation of Whiskers

RAT TREK

To squeakly go where no rat has gnawed before.

STARDATE 47.02 · U.S.S. CHEDDARPRISE NCC-1701-CHZ

Captain's Log — Supplemental
Meet the Crew Read the Directives
Senior Officers

Bridge Crew

The finest whiskers in the fleet, hand-picked from the Sewer Academy's top of class.

Captain

James T. Squeak

Commanding Officer

A bold, cheese-loving diplomat with a habit of talking his way out of traps he set for himself.

Commander

Spork

First Officer, Science

Half rat, half unknown burrow-dweller. Values logic above all — except during snack rationing.

Lt. Commander

Nibbles McCoy

Chief Medical Officer

"I'm a rat doctor, not a miracle worker!" Keeps the crew alive one grumble at a time.

Lieutenant

Nyota Squeakura

Communications

Fluent in seven squeak-dialects and one very rude hamster curse word.

Lieutenant

Hikaru Furu

Helmsman

Steers the Cheddarprise through asteroid fields like they're just very large sunflower seeds.

Ensign

Pavel Chee-vek

Navigator

Insists every great invention — the wheel, cheese, warp drive — was invented by rats first.

Fleet Registry

The Ship

Flagship of the fleet. Smells faintly of provolone.

Name
U.S.S. Cheddarprise
Registry
NCC-1701-CHZ
Class
Gouda-class explorer
Crew
430 rats, 2 very confused hamsters
Top Speed
Warp 9 (or one good sprint from a broom)
Mission
Five-cheese exploratory tour of the Alpha Burrow
Starfleet Command

Prime Directives

The sacred laws of Rat Trek exploration, passed down since the founding of the Federation of Whiskers.

I. No Interference

Never reveal advanced rat technology to a species still using glue traps.

II. Cheese First

No away mission may proceed without confirming the destination has adequate snack reserves.

III. Whisker Code

A captain never abandons a crewmate, a cause, or a particularly good piece of gouda.

IV. Boldly Gnaw

When in doubt, chew through it. Diplomacy is preferred. Chewing is faster.